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Todays Blooper
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 03, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 3, 2025.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.
On this day...
"The Sunday School Christmas program", explained
Superintendent Wilson "is no longer a scared cow".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 04, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 4, 2025.
This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.
On this day...
John Johnson of Farmers Lanes in New Brunswick will offer
all parishoners a discount on bowling balls this holiday
season. All sizes and shapes are available.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 05, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 5, 2025.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
On this day...
Welcome all snowbirds! Here's a tip on how to enjoy your
stay in Florida. To avoid alligator attack, don't swim in
waters inhabited by alligators.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 06, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 6, 2025.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.
On this day...
In studying history, it was noted that the Puritans
thought that every event was significant, because it was
a massage from God.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 07, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 7, 2025.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray
the expense of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those
wishing to do something on the carpet, please come forward
when asked.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 08, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 8, 2025.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
The choir will meet at the Larsen house at 5pm for fun and
sinning.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 09, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 9, 2025.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.
On this day...
Thursday at 5pm, there will be a meeting of the Little
Mothers Club. All wishing to become mothers will please
meet with the minister in his study.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 10, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 10, 2025.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
During the abscence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare
privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs
supplied our pulpit.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 11, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 11, 2025.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
The church has requested that the ladies of the Willing
Workers who have towels that belong to the kitchen, to
please bring them to the church on Friday, as we need
them for supper.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 12, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 12, 2025.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
Wednesday, the Ladies Literary Society will meet.
Mrs. Clark will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed",
accompanied by the Pastor.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 13, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 13, 2025.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
The service will close with the hymn "Little Drops Of
Water". One of the men will start quietly, and the rest
of the congregation will join in.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 14, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
Due to the Rector's Illness, Wednesday's healing services
are cancelled until after the first of the year.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 15, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
Tuesday at 5pm, there will be an ice cream social. All
ladies giving milk are requested to come early.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 16, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The Christian Youth Fellowship House will hold a course
on Sexuality this Saturday. Please park in the rear lot
for this activity.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Offertory Hymn: "Jesus Paid It All".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 18, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
The music for the Christmas Cantata was all composed by
George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th
anniversary of his birth.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 19, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great
success. Special thanks are due to the pastors daughter,
who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as
usual, fell on her.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 20, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting
held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening.
Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord
knows why.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 21, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
A songfest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 22, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
On a church bulletin board, following the pastors illness:
God is Good. Pastor Seagraves is better.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 23, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
On a church postcard, these choices were at the top:
__ I have received Jesus Christ as My Lord And Saviour
__ I would like a personal call.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 24, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
The 3 Wise Men brought gifts of golf, frankincense,
and myrrh.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 25, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
Hymn: "I Heard The Bills On Christmas Day".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 26, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
We were all saddened to learn of the death of Francis
Macomber. It truly was a turning point in his life.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 27, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
News Report: The divine wind protected Japan by sinking the
fleet of invading Mongrels.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 28, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
Seminary students have discovered that to collect sulphur,
all you need to do is hold a deacon over a flame in a test
tube.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 29, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This weeks saints include a French woman (Teresa, the
Little Flower), a Swedish woman (Bridget), an Italian man
(Francis of Assissi), a German man (Bruno), a Jewess from
the Holy Land (Mary, God's Mother). They include single
people and married people. Bridget was a wife and mother.
Mary was a virgin and virgin mother. If they could so it,
so can we.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 30, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 30, 2025.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
Hymn 43: "Great God, What Do I See Here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett
Hymn 47: "Hark! An Awful Voice Is Sounding".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
the audience.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:27:38
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
the audience.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:30:30
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of
the audience.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 01, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Come to the winter melt away. Relive your stress and pain.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
To raise money for their missions trip, the church
youth group is smelling cookbooks. Bring your cash or
checks to the Sunday services, and see a young person.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor is staying an extra two weeks in Phoenix.
He called, and said that damp weather at home was hard
on his sciences.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
The bride wore a lovely lace veil that fell to the floor
as she walked down the aisle.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Due to the number of babies born in the church last year,
we'll have baptisms at both the front and back of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Seen on a church sign during the winter: "Many are cold,
but few are chosen".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
A 7 pound baby boy arrived last night to frighten the
lives of his parents.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 08, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
All food left in the church kitchen refrigerators must
must be removed on Friday for cleaning.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
The head of the city maintenence department reminds all
church members that they can drop off trees at any time.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
The meeting of the Womens Temperance Union will be held
on Wednesday at 11am in the Fellowship Hall. Drinks will
be served.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
There will be a candlelight memorial this Sunday to
remember all those who died this past year at both
worship services.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 12, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Correction in last Sunday's church bulletin, concerning
the budget and personal spending. While it read "Spend
80%, Save 20%. Tithe 10% -- the correct version should
be Spend 80%, Save 15%, Tithe 10%.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 13, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Due to the growing size of our nursery, we will be
splitting the infants and toddlers.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Church newsletter classified ad: For Sale: Snow Blower.
Five Horsepower. Worked fine last summer.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
A missionary from Africa will be speaking in tonights
worship service. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from
Africa.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The deaf awareness seminar scheduled for next week has
postponed, due to the speaker losing his voice.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 17, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
The Fire Chief reminds everyone to call 911 if they smell
gas. He says that you can stop a gas leak with one finger.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 18, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
The homeschooling parent group is looking for an English
tooter for several of their high school students.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 19, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
"Rent-A-Senior Fund Raiser". We'll clean your house for
you. Why risk a poor quality cleaning job when we
guarantee it??
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 20, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER
AND FASTING Conference: "The event cost includes meals".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 21, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Out To Lunch. If not back by 5, out for dinner as well.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 22, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
Faith is 90% spiritual. The other half is not.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 23, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor noted that all eating disorders are linked
in some way with food.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 24, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
The elders are discussing methods to fix future church
elections.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 25, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at
8pm in the church gym. Come watch us kill Christ the King.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 26, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
For Sale: 2 burial plots. Great condition. Slightly used.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
The Friday lunch menu at All Saints Day Care will be
Mrs. Paul's dreaded fish sticks.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Morning Sermon: Jesus Walks On Water.
Evening Sermon: Searching For Jesus.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 29, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
The church singles group welcomes singles of all ages,
whether single, widowed, divorced, or married.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The preacher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Morning Sermon: The Most Hated man.
Evening Sermon: Only Trust Him.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
Wanted: Nanny for middle aged boys.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
The Pastors family has a large sheepdog for adoption.
He's neutered like one of the family, and is very
even-tempered.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
The church council of elders will talk about the need
for less talking at meetings.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget your husbands.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor addressed the congregation, concerning the
new dress code for our youth group. The new dress code
includes NO NAVELS...they MUST be left at home, please.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new daugher Julie Lynn,
after their aunt, Susan Marie Walsh.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found
by the tree behind the parking lot.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
John Lister was at death's door - both the doctors and
pastors pulled him through.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the
Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
Correction: Master Technician Ross Lears is not going to
Mars as we mentioned in last Sunday's bulletin. He is
going to Italy instead.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
The Pastors wife found a large orange cat on Thursday. She
said that it is a female, affectionate, and non-smoking.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor reminded the church office staff that the
phones work better if answered.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
Our speaker this evening is Dr. Desters, who is a
specialist in women, and other diseases.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
The chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use it during
these hours ONLY, as it will be closed at other times.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The church elders have hired a financial consultant at
$500 a day to determine why the church has financial
problems.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
The local Bible and Book Store reminds members of their
large selection: If it's in stock. they have it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point
out his barn.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Not everyone who enters this church has been converted.
so please watch your handbags and wallets.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor said that the dedication of the new sanctuary
was a significant milestone worth nothing.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Please join us in celebrating Lint this season.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Remember to tell your neighbors that St. Patrick's hosts
a daycare center. Free torturing is available.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Mr. Smith, has said that his handmade chairs, normally
priced at $200, will be on sale next month for $199.99.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
Our prayers go out to the chairman of the deacons, who
shot himself in the leg while hunting mushrooms.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Performing tonight are the Clause twins, Heather and
Holly. Heather is 9 and Holly is 7.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
The Sunday School class is offering free accounting tips
tips from Scott Sloppy, CPA. Scott says that Sloppy
Accounting honors Biblical principles.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
We will have Ash Wednesday Services next Monday.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Sermon: The Most Hated King Of Israel
Invitation: Only Trust Him
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
The ladies weight loss group says that the weight
loss from their diet plan is permanent, as long as
you don't gain the weight back.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.