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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 03, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 3, 2025.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.
On this day...
The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 04, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 4, 2025.
This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.
On this day...
To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 05, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 5, 2025.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
On this day...
His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 06, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 6, 2025.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.
On this day...
The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 07, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 7, 2025.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 08, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 8, 2025.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 09, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 9, 2025.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 10, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 10, 2025.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 11, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 11, 2025.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 12, 2025 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 12, 2025.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
Don't
Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 13, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 13, 2025.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 14, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 15, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 16, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 18, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 19, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 20, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 21, 2025 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 22, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 23, 2025 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 24, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, December 25, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, December 26, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, December 27, 2025 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, December 28, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, December 29, 2025 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, December 30, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 30, 2025.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
If anything
Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:27:39
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:30:31
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 05, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 07, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 08, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 09, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 11, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 12, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 13, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 19, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 20, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 24, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, January 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, January 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, January 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold its ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave