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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, May 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.
On this day...
Buy a jar
Take it from me
There's so
Much in it
The last half's free
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, May 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.
On this day...
He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, May 13, 2026 02:59:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.
On this day...
Put your brush
Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.
On this day...
It's best for
One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, May 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.
On this day...
Don't pass cars
On curve or hill
If the cops
Don't get you
Morticians will
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, May 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 16, 2026.
This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.
On this day...
A scratchy chin
Like bright
Pink socks
Puts any romance
On the rocks
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, May 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.
On this day...
Give hand signals
To those behind
They don't know
What's in
Your mind
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, May 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.
On this day...
Prickly pears
Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, May 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.
On this day...
Guys whose eyes
Are in
Their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, May 20, 2026 09:58:35
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.
On this day...
Just spread
Then pat
Now shave
That's
That
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, May 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.
On this day...
Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, May 22, 2026 22:13:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.
On this day...
They missed
The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, May 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.
On this day...
Tell
The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, May 24, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.
On this day...
She kissed
The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, May 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.
On this day...
He used
Umbrella
For parachute
Now rejects
Every substitute
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, May 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.
On this day...
Don't stick
Your elbow
Out so far
It might go home
In another car
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, May 27, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.
On this day...
Of all
The drunks
Who drive on Sunday
Some are stil
Alive on Monday
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, May 28, 2026 19:10:20
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.
On this day...
Many a wolf
Is never let in
Because of the hair
On his
Chinny-chin-chin
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, May 29, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.
On this day...
Soldier
Sailor
And marine
Now get a shave
That's quick and clean
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, May 30, 2026 05:03:38
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.
On this day...
Hinky-dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up the face
The war
Is thru
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, May 31, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
Soon will
Be trimmin'
Those screwy hats
We see on wimmin
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, June 01, 2026 12:05:02
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.
On this day...
Angels
Who guard you
When you drive
Usually
Retire at 65
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, June 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.
On this day...
Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, June 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.
On this day...
Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright
YOU are
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, June 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.
On this day...
Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, June 05, 2026 07:21:34
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.
On this day...
Others claim
Their product good
But ours
Does what
You think it should
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, June 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.
On this day...
Drowsy?
Just remember, pard
That marble slab
Is doggone
Hard
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, June 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.
On this day...
Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
--Are!
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Dear lover boy,
Your photo came
But your doggone beard
Won't fit
The frame
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
This will never
Come to pass
A back-seat
Driver
Out of gas
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:17
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:06
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You're out of the rough
With
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 02, 2026 09:15:36
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 2, 2026.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.
On this day...
Special seats
Reserved in hades
For whiskered guys
Who scratch
The ladies
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 3, 2026.
This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Was like
Old rover
When he died
He died all over
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 4, 2026.
This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.
On this day...
Life with father
Is more pleasant
Since
He got this
Birthday present
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 05, 2026 11:03:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 5, 2026.
This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.
On this day...
To a substitute
He gave a trial
It took off
Nothing
But his smile
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 06, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 6, 2026.
This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.
On this day...
It spreads so smooth
It shaves so slick
It feels
Like velvet
And it's quick
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 07:20:18
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 7, 2026.
This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.
On this day...
'Twould be
More fun
To go by air
If we could put
These signs up there
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 08, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 8, 2026.
This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Enhance their
Chance
To highball home
In an ambulance
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 09, 2026 08:34:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 9, 2026.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.
On this day...
The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 10, 2026.
This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.
On this day...
Both hands
On wheel
Eyes on road
That's the skillful
Driver's code
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 11, 2026.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.
On this day...
You've used
Our cream
Now try our blades
Pair up the best
In shaving aids
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 12, 2026 11:51:22
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 12, 2026.
This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 13, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 13, 2026.
This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.
On this day...
That she
Could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 14, 2026.
This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Who longs
To roam and prowl
Should shave before
He starts to howl
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
As you drive
Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:23
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:07
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.
On this day...
No soggy brushes
In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
Man passes
Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave