• Todays Classic Ad

    From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 11, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Buy a jar
    Take it from me
    There's so
    Much in it
    The last half's free
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 12, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    He's the boy
    The gals forgot
    His line
    Was smooth
    His chin was not
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 13, 2026 02:59:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Put your brush
    Back on the shelf
    The darn thing
    Needs a
    Shave itself
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    It's best for
    One who hits
    The bottle
    To let another
    Use the throttle
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 15, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't pass cars
    On curve or hill
    If the cops
    Don't get you
    Morticians will
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 16, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 16, 2026.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    A scratchy chin
    Like bright
    Pink socks
    Puts any romance
    On the rocks
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 17, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Give hand signals
    To those behind
    They don't know
    What's in
    Your mind
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Prickly pears
    Are picked
    For pickles
    No peach picks
    A face that prickles
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 19, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 20, 2026 09:58:35

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    Just spread
    Then pat
    Now shave
    That's
    That
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Here's
    A good deed
    For a scout
    Tell your dad
    All about
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 22, 2026 22:13:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    They missed
    The turn
    Car was whizz'n
    Fault was her'n
    Funeral his'n
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 23, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    Tell
    The dear
    Who shops around
    That half a buck
    Buys half a pound
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 24, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    She kissed
    The hairbrush
    By mistake
    She thought it was
    Her husband Jake
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 25, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    He used
    Umbrella
    For parachute
    Now rejects
    Every substitute
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't stick
    Your elbow
    Out so far
    It might go home
    In another car
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 27, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Of all
    The drunks
    Who drive on Sunday
    Some are stil
    Alive on Monday
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 28, 2026 19:10:20

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Many a wolf
    Is never let in
    Because of the hair
    On his
    Chinny-chin-chin
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Soldier
    Sailor
    And marine
    Now get a shave
    That's quick and clean
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 30, 2026 05:03:38

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Hinky-dinky
    Parley voo
    Cheer up the face
    The war
    Is thru
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 31, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brushes
    Soon will
    Be trimmin'
    Those screwy hats
    We see on wimmin
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 01, 2026 12:05:02

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    Angels
    Who guard you
    When you drive
    Usually
    Retire at 65
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    Forest fires
    Start from scratch
    So think before
    You toss
    That match
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 03, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Dim your lights
    Behind a car
    Let folks see
    How bright
    YOU are
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 04, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Thirty days
    Hath September
    April
    June and the
    Speed offender
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 05, 2026 07:21:34

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Others claim
    Their product good
    But ours
    Does what
    You think it should
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 06, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Drowsy?
    Just remember, pard
    That marble slab
    Is doggone
    Hard
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 07, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Statistics prove
    Near and far
    That folks who
    Drive like crazy
    --Are!
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:49

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Dear lover boy,
    Your photo came
    But your doggone beard
    Won't fit
    The frame
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    This will never
    Come to pass
    A back-seat
    Driver
    Out of gas
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:40

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    Pedro
    Walked
    Back home, by golly
    His bristly chin
    Was hot-to-Molly
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:46

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    If our road signs
    Catch your eye
    Smile
    But don't forget
    To buy
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:26

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    When the stork
    Delivers a boy
    Our whole
    Darn factory
    Jumps for joy
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    Film protects
    Your neck
    And chin
    So your razor
    Won't dig in
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    A shave
    That's real
    No cuts to heal
    A soothing
    Velvet after-feel
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    If hugging
    On highways
    Is your sport
    Trade in your car
    For a davenport
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    In cupid's little
    Bag of trix
    Here's the one
    That clix
    With chix
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:17

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who wants
    To middle-aisle it
    Must never scratch
    His little Violet
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day
    We do
    Our part
    To make your face
    A work of art
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    We don't
    Know how
    To split an atom
    But as to whiskers
    Let us at 'em
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:06

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    If you want
    A hearty squeeze
    Get our
    Female
    Anti-freeze
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:44

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    Our fortune
    Is your
    Shaven face
    It's our best
    Advertising space
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    Golfers!
    If fewer strokes
    Are what you crave
    You're out of the rough
    With
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 02, 2026 09:15:36

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 2, 2026.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    Special seats
    Reserved in hades
    For whiskered guys
    Who scratch
    The ladies
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 3, 2026.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Was like
    Old rover
    When he died
    He died all over
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 04, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 4, 2026.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    Life with father
    Is more pleasant
    Since
    He got this
    Birthday present
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 05, 2026 11:03:41

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 5, 2026.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    To a substitute
    He gave a trial
    It took off
    Nothing
    But his smile
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 06, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 6, 2026.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    It spreads so smooth
    It shaves so slick
    It feels
    Like velvet
    And it's quick
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 07:20:18

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 7, 2026.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    'Twould be
    More fun
    To go by air
    If we could put
    These signs up there
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 08, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 8, 2026.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    Drinking drivers
    Enhance their
    Chance
    To highball home
    In an ambulance
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 09, 2026 08:34:04

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 9, 2026.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 10, 2026.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    Both hands
    On wheel
    Eyes on road
    That's the skillful
    Driver's code
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 11, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 11, 2026.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    You've used
    Our cream
    Now try our blades
    Pair up the best
    In shaving aids
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 12, 2026 11:51:22

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 12, 2026.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 13, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 13, 2026.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    That she
    Could cook
    He had his doubts
    Until she creamed
    His bristle sprouts with
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 14, 2026.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    The wolf
    Who longs
    To roam and prowl
    Should shave before
    He starts to howl
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:26

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    Car in ditch
    Driver in tree
    Moon was full
    And so
    Was he
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    As you drive
    Play this game
    Construct
    A jingle
    With this name
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:23

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    If a gift
    You must choose
    Give him
    One that
    He can use
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    When the stork
    Delivers a boy
    Our whole
    Darn factory
    Jumps for joy
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    Altho
    We've sold
    Six million others
    We still can't sell
    Those coughdrop brothers
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    Join
    Our happy
    Brushless throng
    Six million users
    Can't be wrong
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    We know
    How much
    You love that gal
    But use both hands
    For driving, pal
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    Sleep in a chair
    Nothing to lose
    But a nap
    At the wheel
    Is a permanent snooze
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    You can beat
    A mile a minute
    But there ain't
    No future
    In it
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:26

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    If these
    Signs blur
    And bounce around
    You'd better park
    And walk to town
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    No man can really
    Do his stuff
    With a face that's sore
    Or a chin
    That's rough
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    Big mistake
    Many make
    Rely on horn
    Instead of
    Brake
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    Traveling men
    Know ease
    And speed
    Their shaving kits
    Hold what they need
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Like unseen barter
    Often make one
    Sad
    But smarter
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Don't know
    Whose signs
    These are
    You can't have
    Driven very far
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    There's no whisker
    It won't soften
    Shave 'em close
    And not
    So often
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If hugging
    On highways
    Is your sport
    Trade in your car
    For a davenport
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's
    Out with
    Junior's date
    Old technique
    With brand new bait
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:07

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    No soggy brushes
    In your grip
    You've always
    Got a
    Finger tip
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    Man passes
    Dog house
    Dog sees chin
    Dog gets out
    Man gets in
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who wants
    To middle-aisle it
    Must never scratch
    His little violet
    Burma-Shave
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    Prices rising
    O'er the nation
    Here is one
    That missed
    Inflation
    Burma-Shave