• Todays Pun History

    From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 Englishman Thomas Jack invented the automated packaging
    machine. He was known as Jack The Wrapper.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 12, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1883 Cows were first shipped by rail. The shipper made a lot
    of moola.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 13, 2026 02:59:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1915 A load of grass was shipped to Soddy Arabia.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1941 Two rug dealers talked by telephone. They talked Persian
    to Persian.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 15, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1920 The first corn auction was conducted, producing the first
    auction ears in the bidness.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 16, 2026.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Corduroy pillow covers were sold. They made head lines.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 17, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The city of Chun King was captured by the Japanese. An
    hour later, they wanted to capture it again.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1832 The music of a famous composer was compiled. It was a
    Liszt list.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 19, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1921 The Mason's Convention began to the tune "Does your mortar
    come from Ireland?".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 20, 2026 09:58:36

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1944 The non-stick phonograph needle was invented...invented...
    invented...invented...invented...invented...invented...
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1911 The first book on wines was printed. It was a Booze Who.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 22, 2026 22:13:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 Soda Pop was first bottled. The inventors son said
    "That's My Pop!!".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 23, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1945 The first airplane hangar was built for drip dry airplanes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 24, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1893 The first giraffe was exhibited. Everyone paid a neckle to
    see it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 25, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 Pickle makers held a conference, and watched "Let's Make
    A Dill".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 Dental floss was first invented, and that's the tooth.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 27, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 Card playing was banned aboard Naval Vessels, and ships
    lost their decks.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 28, 2026 19:10:21

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1919 Surgical stitches were first used. The inventor said
    "Sutre Self".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 Macintosh joined the Apple Corps.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 30, 2026 05:03:38

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1889 The first lighter than air craft departed on its maiden
    voyage. But, everyone thought it was a lot of balloony.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 31, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 The first barber supply company was burned, but it was just
    a brush fire.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 01, 2026 12:05:03

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1895 John Campbell invented lubricating oil. Before that, he was
    just squeaking by.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1949 Calculators were first used. They were so successful, that
    adding machines began to multiply.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 03, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1920 The patent for malted milk was sold for $100. The buyer said
    that he got a fair shake.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 04, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1911 The first ice cream cone was shown at a press party.
    Newsmen got a big scoop.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 05, 2026 07:21:34

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1964 High heels went out of style. It was a big let down.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 06, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first dog kennels were rented. They had a 20 year leash.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1932 The first diet club was formed, but it was a losing
    proposition.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:49

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1951 The first marriage was performed aboard a plane. It was a
    double wing ceremony.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1688 The first music score appeared: Bach, 4...Beethoven, 8.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1840 The first man's leather belt was produced for 99 cents.
    it cost less than a buckle.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:41

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1905 Tweezers were first made. Everyone thought they would do
    in a pinch.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:46

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1954 A briefcase for attorneys was made from banana skins; for
    those lawyers who wanted to appeal their cases.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:27

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1955 The first flea market opened. They started from scratch.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 Two fruit companies merged. They made a perfect pear.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 The largest order of Chinese Food was delivered to The
    White House. It weighed Won Ton.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1903 Hair rollers were invented, but men couldn't use them,
    since they were only for curls.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1912 Herbert Gorton and Leroy Fay invented the ceramic coffee
    mug. Everyone said they made a nice cupple.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:18

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1958 A baseball game was held at a National Park Campground.
    They pitched a tent.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 The electric razor was invented by a man who had worked on
    it since he was a little shaver.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Tanning lotion was first bottled, but it could only be used
    on Sun Days.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1906 The first barber school opened. Everyone graduated at the
    head of his class.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:06

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 An antidote for snake bite was called in from Ohio to
    Florida. The call came poison to poison.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:45

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 The first fishing dock was built by a man who was well
    liked by his pier group.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 The first greyhounds raced behind a restaurant. The biggest
    bet was made by a man with a hot dog.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1880 Thread was first made, and everyone said "Darn it!!".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 02, 2026 09:15:37

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 2, 2026.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1950 Hair dye was first packaged for home use. It really got to
    the root of the problem.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 3, 2026.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1903 The first chimney sweep was hired, and everyone said "Soot
    yourself".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 04, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 4, 2026.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1774 Betsy Ross asked a group of colonists for their opinion of
    the flag she had made. It was the first flag poll.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 05, 2026 11:03:41

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 5, 2026.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1880 The French captured Detroit...but gave it back...because
    they couldn't get the parts.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 06, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 6, 2026.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 The first canine scale was made, but it only weighed in
    dog pounds.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 07:20:19

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 7, 2026.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1840 Custer became the first man to wear an Arrow shirt.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 08, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 8, 2026.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1954 A cookie factory burned down in Mississippi, and everyone
    had free fire crackers.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 09, 2026 08:34:04

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 9, 2026.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1946 The first dentist was hired by the American League to
    put on baseball caps.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 10, 2026.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 Metal bus tokens were made, but worth only tin cents.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 11, 2026.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1935 A large investment was made in importing soap, and the
    investor bubbled his money.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 12, 2026 11:51:22

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 12, 2026.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1961 A chimpanzee was raised on a Texas Farm. It was the first
    Monkey Ranch.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 13, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 13, 2026.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1950 A club was formed for the purpose of memory improvment.
    If you dropped out, you couldn't remember.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 14, 2026.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1903 The recipe for beer was first written...it was the first
    brew print.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:27

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1892 A shipment of fruit was delivered by boat...it was the first
    water mailin'.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 A poultry farmer put his money in the bank, and opened a
    chicken account.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:23

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1634 The first twins were born in America on a Two's Day.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 The first tavern opened in Alaska...it was a Polar Bar.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 The first bike repair shop opened, and the owner became the
    Industry's Spokes Man.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1920 The branding iron was invented...cattle were really
    impressed.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1968 A monument was built for a French leader. It was known as
    DeGaulle Stone.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1944 A Turkey Farm installed a gobblestone driveway.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 The first boat show opened...it had a yacht to offer.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 An exhibit of floral prints was shown in the Metropolitan
    Museum. They were done by a budding artist.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:26

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1928 Venetian blinds were first made by a shady character.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 Cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River.
    They travelled on Cattle Logs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1801 The first National Cooking Champion was crowned. She later
    appeared on a program called "The Spice Is Right".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 The Philadelphia Orchestra hired an assistant conductor.
    He was the first Band Aide.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1903 The first pain killer was marketed. It saved a lot of moaney.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1948 A boat company in Ohio had a sail on motor boats.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1911 Thimbles were invented. Many people got stuck without one.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1966 Cigarette lighters were given as prizes to tennis players
    who won a match.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 A fishing tournament was held. No prizes were given...as
    it was just done for the halibut.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 A radical new engine was produced. The inventor said,
    "Diesel be very good".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:07

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 The world's largest shipment of hot dogs arrived from France,
    because they owed us 3 million franks.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 The metal axe was first sold, and many people went chopping.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1929 The first recliner was made, and the inventor got a chair
    of the profits.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1913 The first rodeo was held, and cowboys got a few bucks out
    of it.