• Todays Random Quote

    From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    We are confronted by a condition, not a theory.
    -Grover Cleveland
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 12, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    Planned public relations is usually a stepchild of conflict.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 13, 2026 02:59:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 13, 2026.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Advertizing is the rattling of a stick inside a swill
    bucket.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    Think like a man of action act like a man of thought.
    -H.Bergson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 15, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    When you see a snake never mind where it came from.
    -W.G.Benham
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 16, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 16, 2026.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    The great end of life is not knowledge, but action.
    -T.H.Huxley
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Integrity has no need of rules. -Albert Camus
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    The discipline of desire is the background of character.
    -J.Locke
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 19, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    Character is destiny. -Heraclitus
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 20, 2026 09:58:37

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    What we need is a flexible plan for an everchanging world.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 21, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    There is nothing permanent except change. -Heraclitus
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 22, 2026 22:13:16

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    It is the most unhappy people who most fear change.
    -M. McLaughlin
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 23, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    The ultimate censorship is the flick of the dial.
    -Tom Smothers
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 24, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    The only paradise is paradise lost. -Marcel Proust
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, May 25, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    Historical reminder: always put Horace before Descartes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, May 26, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Most of our future lies ahead.
    -Denny Crum, Louisville coach
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, May 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, May 28, 2026 19:10:22

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign. -H.L. Mencken
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, May 29, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    I'm not going to climb into the ring with Tolstoy.
    -Ernest Hemingway
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, May 30, 2026 05:03:39

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Marie Osmond makes Mother Teresa look like a slut.
    -Joan Rivers
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, May 31, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    It is fun being in the same decade with you.
    -FDR to Churchill
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 01, 2026 12:05:04

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
    -Napoleon Bonaparte
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 02, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't jump on a man unless he's down. -Finley Peter Dunne
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Before they made S.J. Perelman they broke the mold.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Here's to our wives and sweethearts--may they never meet.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 05, 2026 07:21:35

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Man Robs, Then Kills Himself. Headline in Vancouver Province
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 06, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Sleep is an 8 hour peep show of infantile erotica.
    -J.G. Ballard
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:50

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Status quo. Latin for the mess we're in. -Jeve Moorman
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    Silence is an argument carried on by other means.
    -Che Guevara
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    Honesty is the best image. -Ziggy (Tom Wilson)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:42

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
    -Japanese proverb
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:47

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    When in doubt, duck. -Malcolm Forbes
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:28

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    Only dead fish swim with the stream.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
    -Sylvester Stallone in Rocky IV
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    All movements go too far. -Bertrand Russell
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    Flies spread disease--keep yours zipped. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:19

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    Gifts are like hooks. -Martial
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little. -Gore Vidal
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    Everything changes but the avant garde. -Paul Valery
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    This isn't much of a quote book if I'm in it. -Richard Dowd
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:07

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    Praise and criticism are both frauds. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:46

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    Criticism is prejudice made plausible. -H.L. Mencken
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    Why don't you write books people can read?
    Nora Joyce to James Joyce
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    In six pages I can't even say "hello." -James Michener
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 02, 2026 09:15:38

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 2, 2026.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    Your public servants serve you right. -Adlai Stevenson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 03, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 3, 2026.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 4, 2026.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 05, 2026 11:03:42

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 5, 2026.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    What luck for rulers that men do not think. -Adolf Hitler
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 06, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 6, 2026.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    Ignore previous cookie. -Message in fortune cookie.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 07:20:20

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 7, 2026.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    What the hell are you looking at? -License plate slogan
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 08, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 8, 2026.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    It's a living. -Motto for US Army, suggested by Mort Sahl
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 09, 2026 08:34:05

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 9, 2026.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    You gotta live somewhere.
    -Motto for Cleveland, by Jimmy Brogan
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 10, 2026.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
    -Kin Hubbard
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 11, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 11, 2026.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    The computer is down. I hope it's something serious.
    -S. Delaplane
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 12, 2026 11:51:23

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 12, 2026.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 13, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 13, 2026.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    Art is I; science is we. -Claude Bernard
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 14, 2026.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    If you are going to America, bring food. -Fran Lebowitz
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:28

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    Nobody wants justice. -Alan Dershowitz
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    Agree, for the law is costly. -William Camden
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:24

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -Pablo Picasso
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    How could I lose to such an idiot?
    -A. Nimzovich, Grandmaster
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    My toughest fight was with my wife. -Muhammad Ali
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    Music is essentially useless, as life is. -George Santayana
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
    -Leo Durocher
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    Assassins! -Arturo Toscanini to his orchestra
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. -Mark Twain
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:27

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    Never mistake endurance for hospitality. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. -Plato
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. -Jose Simon
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    An evil mind is a constant solace. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. -Saint Augustine
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    Half the people in America are faking it. -Robert Mitchum
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -H.L. Mencken
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    Ignorance is the mother of admiration. -George Chapman
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in
    writing.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    Schizophrenia beats dining alone. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:16

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
    -David Letterman
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    We're all in this alone. -Lily Tomlin
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. -Storm Jameson