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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 11, 2026.
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Fer sail. Spel cheker. Wurks Fein. Cheep.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 12, 2026.
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Filename Viagra started with Windows 95.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
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Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped, please.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 14, 2026.
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Flood: A river that's too big for its bridges.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 15, 2026.
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For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients.
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All on Saturday, May 16, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 16, 2026.
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On this day...
For a transcript; get a piece of paper, and write fast!
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From
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All on Sunday, May 17, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 17, 2026.
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Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 18, 2026.
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Frisbyterian: When you die, your soul goes up on the roof
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 19, 2026.
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On this day...
German Chocolate Cake in Germany is just cake.
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All on Wednesday, May 20, 2026 09:58:37
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 20, 2026.
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On this day...
German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 21, 2026.
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On this day...
Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!
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All on Friday, May 22, 2026 22:13:17
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 22, 2026.
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Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 23, 2026.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.
On this day...
GPS: Great Posterior Seated.
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All on Sunday, May 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 24, 2026.
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On this day...
Grace Period: The time it takes to ask the meal blessing.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 25, 2026.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.
On this day...
H.A.M. Radio Operator: H)ave A)nother M)eal.
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From
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All on Tuesday, May 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 26, 2026.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.
On this day...
Ham Radio Messages And Replies Will Be Sent In Morse Code.
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From
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All on Wednesday, May 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 27, 2026.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.
On this day...
Ham Radio QRP: When you care enough to give the least.
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From
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All on Thursday, May 28, 2026 19:10:22
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 28, 2026.
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On this day...
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance??
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From
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All on Friday, May 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 29, 2026.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.
On this day...
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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From
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All on Saturday, May 30, 2026 05:03:39
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 30, 2026.
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On this day...
Have a Tex-Mex Emergency?? Dial Nine Juan Juan.
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From
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All on Sunday, May 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 31, 2026.
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On this day...
Have you thanked your Sysop or Echo Moderator today??
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From
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All on Monday, June 01, 2026 12:05:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 1, 2026.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.
On this day...
He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry, and Curly.
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From
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All on Tuesday, June 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 2, 2026.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.
On this day...
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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From
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All on Wednesday, June 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 3, 2026.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.
On this day...
Heisenberg may have slept here.
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From
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All on Thursday, June 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 4, 2026.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.
On this day...
Hell is kept warm with profane burners.
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From
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All on Friday, June 05, 2026 07:21:35
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 5, 2026.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.
On this day...
Hemlock: A device that prevents garment alterations.
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From
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All on Saturday, June 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 6, 2026.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.
On this day...
Hindsight is 20/20 - but I don't have eyes in my butt.
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From
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All on Sunday, June 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 7, 2026.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.
On this day...
Home Alone is when you can poop with the door open.
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From
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All on Monday, June 08, 2026 10:52:50
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 8, 2026.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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From
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All on Tuesday, June 09, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 9, 2026.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
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From
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All on Wednesday, June 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 10, 2026.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
How can you eat one of God's own creatures? A Sandwich.
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From
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All on Friday, June 12, 2026 11:39:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 12, 2026.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan??
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From
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All on Saturday, June 13, 2026 14:09:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 13, 2026.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?
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From
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All on Sunday, June 14, 2026 12:51:28
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 14, 2026.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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From
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All on Monday, June 15, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 15, 2026.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
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From
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All on Tuesday, June 16, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 16, 2026.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
How long should we practice sex before it's safe??
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From
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All on Wednesday, June 17, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 17, 2026.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
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From
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All on Thursday, June 18, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 18, 2026.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
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From
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All on Friday, June 19, 2026 16:15:19
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 19, 2026.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
I *CAN* type...my computer keyboard is illiterate.
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From
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All on Saturday, June 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 20, 2026.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
I can't be overdrawn at the bank!! I still have checks!!
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From
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All on Sunday, June 21, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 21, 2026.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
I can't remember the last time I had a memory problem.
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From
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All on Monday, June 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 22, 2026.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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From
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All on Tuesday, June 23, 2026 13:07:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 23, 2026.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
I didn't crash; the ground came up, and hit me.
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From
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All on Wednesday, June 24, 2026 08:55:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 24, 2026.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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From
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All on Friday, June 26, 2026 08:13:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 26, 2026.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
I don't repeat gossip, so I'll only say this once.
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From
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All on Saturday, June 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 27, 2026.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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From
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All on Thursday, July 02, 2026 09:15:38
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 2, 2026.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.
On this day...
I hate Indian Givers. No, wait...I take that back!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 3, 2026.
This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.
On this day...
I have CRAFT Disease: Can't Remember a Friggin' Thing.
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From
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All on Saturday, July 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 4, 2026.
This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.
On this day...
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 05, 2026 11:03:42
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 5, 2026.
This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.
On this day...
I like it dark at night, and light during the day.
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From
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All on Monday, July 06, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 6, 2026.
This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.
On this day...
I like stuffed animals; oven baked with bread crumbs.
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From
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All on Tuesday, July 07, 2026 07:20:20
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 7, 2026.
This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.
On this day...
I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.
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From
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All on Wednesday, July 08, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 8, 2026.
This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.
On this day...
I multi-task -- I read in the bathroom.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 09, 2026 08:34:06
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 9, 2026.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.
On this day...
I shoot every 3rd salesperson -- the 2nd one just left.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 10, 2026.
This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.
On this day...
I talk to myself when I need expert advice.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 11, 2026.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.
On this day...
I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 12, 2026 11:51:24
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 12, 2026.
This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.
On this day...
I tried an internal modem, but it hurt when I walked.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 13, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 13, 2026.
This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.
On this day...
I tried snorting Coke; but the bubbles went up my nose.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, July 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 14, 2026.
This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.
On this day...
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 15, 2026 23:47:28
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 15, 2026.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 16, 2026.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
I used to have an open mind; my brains kept falling out.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 17, 2026 08:16:25
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 17, 2026.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 18, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 18, 2026.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
I was told "Have emergency # on vacation". I wrote "911".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 19, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 19, 2026.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
I watch what I eat...from the plate to the mouth.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 20, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 20, 2026.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
I went to college at Catatonic State.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, July 21, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 21, 2026.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
I xeroxed my watch. Now, I have time to spare.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 22, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 22, 2026.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the June Flower.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 23, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 23, 2026.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
I'm Dyslexia Of Borg. Prepare To Have Your Ass Laminated.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 24, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 24, 2026.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
I'm not deaf...I'm ignoring you.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, July 25, 2026 08:00:28
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 25, 2026.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
I'm not speeding...I'm chasing tornadoes!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, July 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 26, 2026.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
I'm NOT Spoiled!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, July 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 27, 2026.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
I'm not STUBBORN...I'm just CORRECT!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, July 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 29, 2026.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want??
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, July 30, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 30, 2026.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
I'm speeding because I have to go poop.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, July 31, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 31, 2026.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
I've repeatedly said to you, to not be redundant.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 1, 2026.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
I've never argued with the weather.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 2, 2026.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 3, 2026.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.
On this day...
If Barbie's so popular, why must you buy her friends??
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, August 06, 2026 12:41:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 6, 2026.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.
On this day...
If flying's safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, August 07, 2026 12:38:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 7, 2026.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.
On this day...
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:16
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.
On this day...
If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??