• Todays Blooper

    From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First
    Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the
    side entrance.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    Bring your appetites to the annual all-church rot dog
    roast. Utensils and charcoal provided.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    Sunday School students are scheduled to hear John the
    Baptist lecture.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, August 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 11, 2026.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    Church newsletter classifieds: For sale: Old dresses
    from grandmother in really good condition.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, August 12, 2026 00:28:55

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 12, 2026.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    Forty Percent of the children in our under-12 Sunday
    School classes are under 12, up from 30 percent last year.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 13, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 13, 2026.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    Mrs. Andersen will be entering the hospital this week for
    testes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, August 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 14, 2026.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    Thanks to hunters John Erskine and Todd Harfer, we'll be
    serving roast loin of rabbi at the next men's supper.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 15, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 15, 2026.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    Come to Briargate Valley Church's re-creation of colonial
    America. Witness an authentic hanging and witch-burning.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 16, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 16, 2026.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Pastor Cristwell encouraged the congregation to not be
    afraid of challenge. "If you want to go out in the rain,
    you have to be prepared to get burned".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 17, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 17, 2026.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    The Adams Road nudist camp must be watched, Pastor Smith
    stated at the recent board meeting.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, August 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 18, 2026.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing
    campaign Slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, August 19, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 19, 2026.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    From a church bulletin: "Presentation Of Our Ties And
    Offerings".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 20, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 20, 2026.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    The elders voted 6 to 5 that we have our church participate
    in Unity Sunday.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, August 25, 2026 09:12:39

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 25, 2026.
    This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

    On this day...
    The church council approved the purchase of new snivel
    chairs for the pastor's office and study.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, August 26, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 26, 2026.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Despite the warm weather, shoes are required to worship
    in the sanctuary.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, August 27, 2026 09:59:23

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 27, 2026.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Come to church next Friday night. Pastor Williams will
    debated noted athiest Charles Downs. This is their 3rd
    face-to-face face-off.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, August 28, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 28, 2026.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    The public health nurses will be in the Fellowship Hall
    next Wednesday. They say the new vaccine may contain the
    flu this year.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, August 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 29, 2026.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    The women's league reported that Mrs. Springston, a
    grandmother of 12, made a hole in one last week. Good
    shooting!!
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, August 30, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 30, 2026.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    The students performed music from the Taco Bell Cannon.
    The prelude contained sections by Rock Mananoff.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, August 31, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 31, 2026.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    In their seminar, the Byrds claimed that living together
    is linked to divorce.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, September 01, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 1, 2026.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    The Police Department said that officers will begin to
    run down jaywalkers in front of the church, unless they
    cross at crosswalks.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, September 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 2, 2026.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Please remember the firefighter who hurt himself while
    distinguishing a fire last week.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, September 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 3, 2026.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    The City Engineer assured the congregation that the
    recent brown city water is safe to drink.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, September 04, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 4, 2026.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    The premarital workshop Tuesday night will be followed
    by a grief recovery group.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, September 05, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 5, 2026.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    The Pastor sang "I will never pass this way again",
    much to the obvious pleasure of the congregation.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, September 06, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 6, 2026.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    A congregational-approved measure for congregational
    approval does not require a congregational vote by
    the congregation.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, September 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 7, 2026.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    Next Sunday, Mrs. Smith will sink, and Mrs. Jones will
    play "Throw Out The Lifeline".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, September 09, 2026 13:32:03

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 9, 2026.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    Church newsletter classifieds: For Sale: Free Puppies.
    Part Spitz, Datsun, and Pekingese.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, September 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 10, 2026.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    At the denominational plenary session, the bishop once
    again states that teen pregnancy drops sharply after
    age 25.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, September 11, 2026 15:45:18

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 11, 2026.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    At the All Saints Workday, lunch will be provided, so
    bring gloves and a shovel.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, September 12, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 12, 2026.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Millie Vincent, who lives on West View Court, has lost
    pet cat. She said it was last seen near the West View
    Gun Club and Shooting Range.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, September 13, 2026 08:37:29

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 13, 2026.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    Gillfords Apparel in Mankato is offering a 10% discount
    to all Our Saviour high school students...but only during
    school hours.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, September 14, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 14, 2026.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    St. Paulina's social society will be celebrating
    Oktoberfest all September long.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 16, 2026.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    Financial planned Hendon Reeves reminded us all that
    retirement will be cheaper if we spend less.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, September 17, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 17, 2026.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    Come to the Pilgrim Hill Church Supper tonight, and beat
    the candidates for elder.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, September 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 18, 2026.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    According to recent studies, the Pastor claimed that older
    Christians have an edge in longevity.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, September 19, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 19, 2026.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    The city is offering a free seminar with Jean Murphy of
    our congregation. She will talk about dog training at the
    Canine Training Center. No dogs will be allowed.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, September 20, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 20, 2026.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    The Third Baptist Church of Evansville will rename Potter
    Auditorium to Potter Auditorium.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, September 21, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 21, 2026.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    Headline: 4000th Baby Delivered to Church Couple from
    Uplands.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, September 22, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 22, 2026.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    Seven Of the 9 elders of Carbondale Presbyterian voted
    unanimously to purchase a church bus.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, September 23, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 23, 2026.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    The burglar trying to break into the church was shot with
    a machete by police.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, September 24, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 24, 2026.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    The popular Dunk Tank at Elmhurst's Fall Festival will be
    sponsored by Waste Management.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, September 25, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 25, 2026.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Pastor Dunkel said that the reason for more bear sightings
    in West Ridge Park is that there are more bears.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, September 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 26, 2026.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    Encourage your child to participate in the Bible drill. The
    top 50 participants will win a special one-of-a-kind prize.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, September 27, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 27, 2026.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    On a church bulletin board: "Tired of working for only
    $9.75 an hour? At Mikker Employment, we offer profit
    sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay of $7 to $9 per
    hour.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, September 28, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 28, 2026.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    The Bible is clear. Flee from sexual immortality.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, September 30, 2026 00:04:50

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 30, 2026.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    Time is running out to sign up for the pastors End Time
    seminar.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, October 01, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 1, 2026.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    The menu at the retreat for deaconesses featured
    a very tasty meat sauce over pastor.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, October 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 2, 2026.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    We must be kind to strangers, as we may be entertaining
    angels in their underwear.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, October 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 3, 2026.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    An arsonist destroyed the Luther Leagues annual bonfire.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, October 04, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 4, 2026.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    The weekly Tuesday morning ladies Bible Study meets on
    the second Thursday of every month in the Fireside Room.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, October 05, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 5, 2026.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    Pastor Williams thanked all the hunters for particpating
    in the "Blessing Of The Hunt". The annual deer hunt got
    off to a safe start with only 1 death, and 9 accidents.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, October 06, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 6, 2026.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    Blue Ridge Septic Services will sponsor the church's
    candy booth at the Fall Festival.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, October 07, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 7, 2026.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    During the last service project, the senior students in
    in the Route 1 Youth Group cooked and served grandparents.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, October 08, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 8, 2026.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    Clyde Almers of the Valley School District sent out this
    announcement: I am putting a church team together for the
    Prarie County Spelling Be. Pleas call me if interested.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, October 09, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 9, 2026.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    The church board of elders has called a special meeting
    today to decide what it did last week.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, October 10, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 10, 2026.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    Students are selling discount books for up to 150% off
    your favorite restaurant meal.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, October 11, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 11, 2026.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Todays Sermon: "Why Gluttony Is A Sin".
    Music By A Full Choir.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, October 12, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 12, 2026.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    Roberta Hutchins, born 9 months premature, has been
    crowned "Miss Sunday School".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, October 13, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 13, 2026.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Marvin Bitts said if anyone likes to eat squirrels, he'd
    shoot them. Call him in the evenings.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, October 14, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 14, 2026.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    St. Christopher's Preschool offers a number of laerning
    options.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, October 15, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 15, 2026.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    We'll be featuring old-time chili fixings at our chili
    supper tonight. The fixings are made from the original
    cook, Lucille Hethers.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, October 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 16, 2026.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    Church newsletter classfied ad: For Sale: 1992 Catholic
    Deville. Clean. $3000.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, October 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 17, 2026.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    During the seminar, there will be a panel discussion of
    the pros and cons of religious bigotry.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, October 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 18, 2026.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Church newsletter classfied ad: Elsa Burket has a dog to
    be given away to a good home. Part German Shepherd mix.
    Possibly female. Could also be male.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, October 19, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 19, 2026.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    Herman Wilson has asked the congregation to keep an eye
    open for one of his Black Angus steers. The animal was
    last seen near Wallace Brothers Barbeque on Route 42.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, October 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 20, 2026.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Dr. Ross told the women's group that carpet tunnel
    syndrome is often misdiagnosed and misunderstood.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, October 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 21, 2026.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    The Wilson Street Baptist Church board of deacons
    announced their new health policy to the staff. They
    said that getting sick requires a written 2 day notice.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, October 22, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 22, 2026.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    The St. Christopher Bipolar Group has planned 2 meetings
    this month.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, October 23, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 23, 2026.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    All absentee ballots for the election of elders must be
    presented in person.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, October 24, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 24, 2026.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.

    On this day...
    The anger management seminar at St. Vincents was marred,
    as a brawl erupted, forcing officials to cancel the rest
    of the event.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, October 25, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 25, 2026.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    All Saints Lutheran Church is hosting a fund raiser.
    "Toys For Hurting Children".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, October 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 26, 2026.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    The Holy Trinity Methodist Church women will discuss
    "Salary Equity Within Women's Ministries" at their
    luncheon. The cost is $15 for women, and $20 for men.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, October 27, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 27, 2026.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Attorney Robert Lewis explained to the Sunday School
    that his client was not that guilty.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, October 28, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 28, 2026.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    St. Paul's "A Night Of A Thousand Stars" will be held
    at the Fairview Hilton. Attire is optional.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, October 29, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 29, 2026.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Citizen's Alert: Do your child have an education funding
    plan??
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, November 01, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 1, 2026.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    Due to unforseen complications, the debate between
    Pastor Lucas and the towns only psychic, Miss Clare,
    had to be postponed until a later date.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 03:52:24

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    The pastor took an informal poll of the congregation,
    and found that 60% perferred man-made Christmas trees,
    while the rest preferred artificial trees.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 16:59:28

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    The pastor took an informal poll of the congregation,
    and found that 60% perferred man-made Christmas trees,
    while the rest preferred artificial trees.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, November 04, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 4, 2026.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    Faith Banning is looking for any lady in the church
    congregation who has a cake pan to swap. She has a
    9 inch by 13 inch pan, and would like a 13 inch by
    9 inch pan.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, November 05, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 5, 2026.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Cash is the key to ending church financial problems,
    according to chief financial advisor Ralph Wittser.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, November 06, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 6, 2026.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    The elders of Bayview Baptist have worked on their plan
    and that plan will help them plan their long term
    strategic planning.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, November 07, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 7, 2026.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    The deaf ministry at Gordon Street Bible Church will
    be holding a silent auction next Saturday.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, November 08, 2026 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 8, 2026.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    Fourth Baptist is holding a fund-raising dinner for the
    Larimars due to Ralph's recent heart attack. The menu
    will consist of chicken fried steak, fries, brats, and
    deep dish pecan pie.