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Todays Classic Ad
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 08, 2026 20:05:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
Man passes
Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, August 11, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 11, 2026.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.
On this day...
Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, August 12, 2026 00:28:55
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 12, 2026.
This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.
On this day...
Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, August 13, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 13, 2026.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.
On this day...
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, August 14, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 14, 2026.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.
On this day...
When Peter Piper
Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 15, 2026.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.
On this day...
Trains don't wander
All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 16, 2026.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.
On this day...
Gets each
Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 17, 2026.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.
On this day...
When junior takes
Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, August 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 18, 2026.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.
On this day...
When better
Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, August 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 19, 2026.
This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.
On this day...
Remember this
If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, August 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 20, 2026.
This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.
On this day...
College boys!
Your courage muster
Shave off
That fuzzy
Cookie duster
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, August 25, 2026 09:12:40
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 25, 2026.
This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.
On this day...
At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, August 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 26, 2026.
This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.
On this day...
Life is sweet
But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, August 27, 2026 09:59:24
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 27, 2026.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.
On this day...
Wild
Dashes
From by-ways
Cause crashes
On highways
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, August 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 28, 2026.
This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.
On this day...
Broken romance
Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, August 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 29, 2026.
This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.
On this day...
Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, August 30, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 30, 2026.
This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.
On this day...
Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, August 31, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 31, 2026.
This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.
On this day...
Approached
A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, September 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 1, 2026.
This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.
On this day...
Road
Was slippery
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 2, 2026.
This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.
On this day...
Speed
Was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, September 03, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 3, 2026.
This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.
On this day...
The more
You shave
The brushless way
The more you'll be
Inclined to say--
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, September 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 4, 2026.
This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.
On this day...
Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, September 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 5, 2026.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.
On this day...
The minutes
Some folks
Save through speed
They never even
Live to need
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, September 06, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 6, 2026.
This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.
On this day...
At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect
our little
Tax deductions
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, September 07, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 7, 2026.
This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.
On this day...
The midnight ride
Of Paul
For beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 09, 2026 13:32:04
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 9, 2026.
This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.
On this day...
I've read
These signs
Since just a kid
Now that I shave
I'm glad I did
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, September 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 10, 2026.
This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, September 11, 2026 15:45:18
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 11, 2026.
This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.
On this day...
Wild men pulled
Their whiskers out
That's what made
Them wild
No doubt--
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, September 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 12, 2026.
This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.
On this day...
Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, September 13, 2026 08:37:29
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 13, 2026.
This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.
On this day...
A man
A miss
A car--a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, September 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 14, 2026.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.
On this day...
Whiskers
Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 16, 2026.
This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.
On this day...
Headline news
For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, September 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 17, 2026.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.
On this day...
His face
Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, September 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 18, 2026.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
On this day...
His beard
Was long
And strong and tough
He lost his
Chicken in the rough
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, September 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 19, 2026.
This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.
On this day...
Just this once
And just for fun
We'll let you
Finish
What we've begun
? ? ?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, September 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 20, 2026.
This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.
On this day...
With television
On the set
Stars are
Running out
To get
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, September 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 21, 2026.
This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.
On this day...
With A sleek cheek
Pressed to hers
Jeepers! Creepers!
How she purrs
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, September 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 22, 2026.
This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.
On this day...
Men
Who have to
Travel light
Find the handy tube
Just right
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 23, 2026.
This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.
On this day...
Since hubby
Tried
That substitute
He's 1/3 man
And 2/3 brute
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, September 24, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 24, 2026.
This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.
On this day...
If you
Must sample
Her "pucker paint"
Better drive
Where traffic ain't
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, September 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 25, 2026.
This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.
On this day...
Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, September 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 26, 2026.
This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.
On this day...
These three
Prevent most accidents
Courtesy
Caution
Common sense
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, September 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 27, 2026.
This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.
On this day...
Said one whisker
To another
Can't get tough
With this stuff
Brother
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, September 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 28, 2026.
This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.
On this day...
One Burma-Shave
The school boy cried
At least
I'll smell
As if I tried
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 30, 2026 00:04:50
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 30, 2026.
This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.
On this day...
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 1, 2026.
This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.
On this day...
When
Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, October 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 2, 2026.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.
On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 3, 2026.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.
On this day...
The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 4, 2026.
This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.
On this day...
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 5, 2026.
This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.
On this day...
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 6, 2026.
This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.
On this day...
These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 7, 2026.
This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.
On this day...
If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 08, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 8, 2026.
This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, October 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 9, 2026.
This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.
On this day...
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 10, 2026.
This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.
On this day...
The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 11, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 11, 2026.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.
On this day...
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 12, 2026.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.
On this day...
My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 13, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 13, 2026.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.
On this day...
Doesn't
Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 14, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 14, 2026.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.
On this day...
No use
Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 15, 2026.
This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.
On this day...
He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, October 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 16, 2026.
This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.
On this day...
Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 17, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 17, 2026.
This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.
On this day...
I'd heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 18, 2026.
This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.
On this day...
Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 19, 2026.
This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.
On this day...
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 20, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 20, 2026.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.
On this day...
Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
But sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 21, 2026.
This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.
On this day...
She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 22, 2026.
This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.
On this day...
Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, October 23, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 23, 2026.
This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.
On this day...
Unless
Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 24, 2026.
This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.
On this day...
Another
Red skin
Bit the dust
When Pa tried
What these signs discussed
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 25, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 25, 2026.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.
On this day...
The band
For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up
Substi-toots!
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 26, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 26, 2026.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.
On this day...
The cream
Preserves
Pa's razor blade
The jar preserves
Ma's marmalade
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 27, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 27, 2026.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.
On this day...
Big blue tube
It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 28, 2026.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.
On this day...
Proper
Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 29, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 29, 2026.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, November 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 1, 2026.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.
On this day...
The game laws
Ought to
Let you shoot
The bird who hands you
A substitute
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 03:52:25
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win -- use
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 16:59:29
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win -- use
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, November 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 4, 2026.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
On this day...
"At ease," she said
"Maneuvers begin
When you get
Those whiskers
Off your chin"
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, November 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 5, 2026.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.
On this day...
Buying defense bonds
Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, November 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 6, 2026.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.
On this day...
Tested
In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, November 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 7, 2026.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
That promise perfection
Are like
Some candidates
After election
Burma-Shave
-
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, November 08, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 8, 2026.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
Regardless of
Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
Burma-Shave