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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 8, 2026.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
If you fly by the seat of your pants, don't eat prunes.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 9, 2026.
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On this day...
If you have a rotary phone, please press 1 now.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 10, 2026.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
If you live in Hawaii, where do you go on vacation??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 11, 2026.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.
On this day...
If you think nobody cares, try missing some payments.
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All on Wednesday, August 12, 2026 00:28:57
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 12, 2026.
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On this day...
If you're consonated, maybe you need a vowel movement.
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All on Thursday, August 13, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 13, 2026.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.
On this day...
If your head's in the sand, your butt's a prime target!!
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 14, 2026.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.
On this day...
Illiterate? Read below where you can write for free help.
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All on Saturday, August 15, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 15, 2026.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.
On this day...
In God We Trust: All Others Require Verification
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 16, 2026.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.
On this day...
Inflation has gone up over $1 a quart. - W.C. Fields
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 17, 2026.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.
On this day...
Insert Disk 5 Of 4, and Press Any Key To Continue.
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From
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All on Tuesday, August 18, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 18, 2026.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.
On this day...
Instant gratification takes too long.
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All on Wednesday, August 19, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 19, 2026.
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On this day...
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 20, 2026.
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On this day...
Is It OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded Fire Station??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 25, 2026.
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On this day...
JavaScript: Instructions on how to make a pot of coffee.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 26, 2026.
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On this day...
Jaywalkers will be run down, and ticketed by police.
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From
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All on Thursday, August 27, 2026 09:59:26
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 27, 2026.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.
On this day...
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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From
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All on Friday, August 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 28, 2026.
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On this day...
Jury: 12 people deciding which client has the best lawyer
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 29, 2026.
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On this day...
LaQuinta: Spanish for "Next To Denny's".
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From
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All on Sunday, August 30, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 30, 2026.
This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.
On this day...
Lawsuit: What attorneys wear to court.
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From
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All on Monday, August 31, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 31, 2026.
This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.
On this day...
Lawyer: One who calls a 137 page document a brief.
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From
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All on Tuesday, September 01, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 1, 2026.
This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.
On this day...
Lead me not into temptation -- I'll find my own way.
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From
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All on Thursday, September 03, 2026 00:01:16
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 3, 2026.
This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.
On this day...
Life After Death -- Is that Terminate And Stay Resident??
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From
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All on Friday, September 04, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 4, 2026.
This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.
On this day...
Life is fragile...handle with prayer.
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From
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All on Saturday, September 05, 2026 00:01:21
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 5, 2026.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.
On this day...
LIFE: A fatal, sexually transmitted disease.
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From
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All on Sunday, September 06, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 6, 2026.
This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.
On this day...
Madness takes its toll; please have exact change...
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From
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All on Monday, September 07, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 7, 2026.
This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.
On this day...
Manufacturing contact lenses is harder than meets the eye.
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From
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All on Wednesday, September 09, 2026 13:32:05
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 9, 2026.
This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.
On this day...
May all your children be born naked.
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From
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All on Thursday, September 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 10, 2026.
This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.
On this day...
Meteor shower tonight, bring your own soap!
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From
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All on Friday, September 11, 2026 15:45:20
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 11, 2026.
This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.
On this day...
Microsoft Tech Support For Legacy Windows?? FAT Chance!!
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From
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All on Saturday, September 12, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 12, 2026.
This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.
On this day...
Misspelled?? Impossible!! My router is error correcting!!
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From
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All on Sunday, September 13, 2026 08:37:31
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 13, 2026.
This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.
On this day...
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
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From
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All on Monday, September 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 14, 2026.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.
On this day...
Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
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From
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All on Wednesday, September 16, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 16, 2026.
This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.
On this day...
My last original thought died of loneliness.
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From
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All on Thursday, September 17, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 17, 2026.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.
On this day...
Never believe anything until officially denied.
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From
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All on Friday, September 18, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 18, 2026.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
On this day...
Never have children...only grandchildren. -Unknown
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From
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All on Saturday, September 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 19, 2026.
This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.
On this day...
Never marry a tennis player; to them, love means nothing.
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From
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All on Sunday, September 20, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 20, 2026.
This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.
On this day...
News Headline: Male infertility can be passed to children.
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From
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All on Monday, September 21, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 21, 2026.
This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.
On this day...
News Headline: Man shoots neighbor with machete.
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From
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All on Tuesday, September 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 22, 2026.
This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.
On this day...
No Virus Found. AARRGGHH!! I've got the No Virus!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, September 23, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 23, 2026.
This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.
On this day...
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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From
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All on Thursday, September 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 24, 2026.
This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.
On this day...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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From
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All on Friday, September 25, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 25, 2026.
This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.
On this day...
Oklahoma: Our Tornadoes Go To F6!!
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From
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All on Saturday, September 26, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 26, 2026.
This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.
On this day...
Old Virus Detected - Ask your Hacker for a new version.
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From
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All on Sunday, September 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 27, 2026.
This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.
On this day...
On my Train Of Thought, 99% are riding for half fare!!
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From
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All on Monday, September 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 28, 2026.
This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.
On this day...
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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From
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All on Wednesday, September 30, 2026 00:04:53
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 30, 2026.
This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.
On this day...
Overmedicated?? We have a prescription for that!!
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From
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All on Thursday, October 01, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 1, 2026.
This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.
On this day...
Paper Or Plastic Bag?? Doesn't Matter; I'm bi-sacksual.
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From
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All on Friday, October 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 2, 2026.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.
On this day...
Pi R Round, and Cornbread R Square.
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From
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All on Saturday, October 03, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 3, 2026.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.
On this day...
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 4, 2026.
This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.
On this day...
Please don't startle or scare me...I tend to poop easily.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 05, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 5, 2026.
This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.
On this day...
PMS jokes aren't funny - period!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 06, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 6, 2026.
This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.
On this day...
Podcast: What a pod wears when it is broken.
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From
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All on Wednesday, October 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 7, 2026.
This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.
On this day...
Police station toilets stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.
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From
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All on Thursday, October 08, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 8, 2026.
This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.
On this day...
Political Season: Does that mean we can shoot them??
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From
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All on Friday, October 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 9, 2026.
This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.
On this day...
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue...
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From
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All on Saturday, October 10, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 10, 2026.
This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.
On this day...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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From
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All on Sunday, October 11, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 11, 2026.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.
On this day...
Press any key to continue...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 12, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 12, 2026.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.
On this day...
Profanity is a feeble mind forcibly expressing itself.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 13, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 13, 2026.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.
On this day...
Put it on my Blackberry? I don't even have a pomegranate!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 14, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 14, 2026.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.
On this day...
Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 15, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 15, 2026.
This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.
On this day...
Real Sysops read the documentation; or at least skim them
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From
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All on Friday, October 16, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 16, 2026.
This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.
On this day...
ReinCarnation: Reconstituting Evaporated Milk.
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From
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All on Saturday, October 17, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 17, 2026.
This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.
On this day...
Religious Error: A)tone, R)epent, B)lame Satan.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 18, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 18, 2026.
This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.
On this day...
Rotisserie: A Ferris Wheel for chickens.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 20, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 20, 2026.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.
On this day...
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 21, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 21, 2026.
This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.
On this day...
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 22, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 22, 2026.
This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.
On this day...
Sex: A misdemeanor. The more you miss, the meaner you get
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, October 23, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 23, 2026.
This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.
On this day...
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 24, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 24, 2026.
This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.
On this day...
She used to be a teacher. Back then, she had class.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, October 25, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 25, 2026.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.
On this day...
Shell to DOS...Come in DOS...Do you copy DOS?...Over.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, October 26, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 26, 2026.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.
On this day...
Side Effects Of This Medicine may include Death.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, October 27, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 27, 2026.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.
On this day...
Smile if you're not wearing any underwear.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, October 28, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 28, 2026.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.
On this day...
So easy, a child could do it. Child sold separately.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, October 29, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 29, 2026.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.
On this day...
Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, October 31, 2026 16:41:58
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 31, 2026.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.
On this day...
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, November 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 1, 2026.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.
On this day...
Special K factory destroyed by a Cereal Killer.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 03:52:27
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, November 03, 2026 16:59:30
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 3, 2026.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Stewardess Trainee: "Where does this door gooooooooooo??"
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, November 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 4, 2026.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
On this day...
STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, November 05, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 5, 2026.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.
On this day...
Support bacteria. The only culture some people have.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, November 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 6, 2026.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.
On this day...
Tagline loading... please wait.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, November 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 7, 2026.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.
On this day...
The 2nd law of thermodynamicss is observed in my home.
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All on Sunday, November 08, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 8, 2026.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
The house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it!!